It's the Attack of the Flying Monkey From Arctarus!

No, WAIT! It's WORSE! It's the Flat Earthers!

I swear if you could somehow distill the stupidity of a flat-earthed and make it into a ray, you would have the absolutely most vicious weapon on Earth. You could zap people with it and then watch them swallow their own tongue when you told them it was a strawberry. The original post that got these protozoic life-forms to crawl out of whatever hole they normally gestate in without benefit of any neurones, was here.

This level of stupidity has to be seen to be believed. Enjoy.

I actually believe I met this retard in real life, and he tried very, ver, very, gently to mention some of his fucking idiocy at me while sitting across from me when I shared a meal with him and another guy who had brought me to the USA to do a talk. As usual, in person, he immediately went silent when I politely, but directly, told him he was talking fucking nonsense. Later, after he was safely behind a screen again I think he sent me a text telling me how intolerant I was. You see boys and girls, this is why bullying in schools in my day was a good thing. The weak kids got tough, and the absolute idiots learnt to shut the fuck up and not spread their stupid around like it was normal. Now… you see these types being zombies in the streets of many American cities, shitting on the sidewalk, or whatever.

His last comment takes the cake. Honestly, how can you even TRY to communicate with such creatures. I swear I am CERTAIN that lab rats have more intelligence than “people” like this guy. They really are stealing oxygen.