Lifelong Advice to Women to Retain the Perfect Relationship for Life
Seriously, it works
There are so many absolute wankers on Substack dispensing PUA style bullshit, random cat-ladies telling you how men are intimidated by strong independent wine-addled cat-ladies, and general noise that I have decided to give you all, WOMEN, the secret key to ensuring a permanent and loving relationship, absent of any religious morality (though in the REALLY long term, I strongly suggest you actually get some) or judgement of any kind. Merely the practical aspect (amoral as it is)1 that will ensure the relationship progresses nicely towards old age and mutual bliss.
AND, for added bonus, it’s written by a WOMAN, so you know it’s true, all you GRRRRLLL-Power cat ladies dying of diabetes from ice-cream tubs and smelling of cat piss. Without further ado then, here it is:
PS: While sex is not the most important thing in a relationship, without sex you don’t have a relationship, so… kinda like petrol in a car type thing. It’s not the most important thing in a car, but without it you’re walking.
Been slinging “idiot” with Rian and I’m winning, so I wanna give him some ammo here, to make it fair-er.
Absolutely true. Men are very simple and basic, they are wonderful and provide so much for us. The least we can do is make it really good for them. For women to act all, "oh my goodness that's all they want! Bitch! That's what you've been chasing all these years. Some decent dick! So don't act like it's taboo. Just pony up and serve your man in every way possible. He will return so much in kind.
This is the way.