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Bucket Mouse's avatar

My husband would tell me to just go out topless, then nobody would care whether my hair is done or not.

Nemesis's avatar

Have you tried it to find out?

front wheels's avatar

LOL at 'Her “I just need to put my shoes on” can possibly entail getting prosthetics from Afghanistan.' - I think that's my wife you're talking about. :)

BigOinSeattle's avatar

I have a different clock from my wife as well. It can be frustrating. And I can’t stand shopping with her. But her brother can go shopping with her, be patient through multiple hours of looking at stuff and with a smile on his face. It’s a matter of temperament

JacobV's avatar

It is amazing some times the blind spot we have, the “beam in our eye”, when dealing with the opposite sex.

Shefi1280's avatar

Well, I met him, spent time with him, and he was a very contented guy. He didn't do any of those things.

Shefi1280's avatar

From a Japanese master: "It (peace of mind, a quiet mind, IIRC) is just a man going shopping with his wife without irritation."

The Kurgan's avatar

Maybe after 40 years of meditation in the snow and other hardships this may be possible for some genetic freaks raised in monasteries for generations.

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The Kurgan's avatar

Because attention to detail is also something you need to learn apparently. Goes right along with reading comprehension. Heh.

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The Kurgan's avatar

That was a long way to type “yes.”

keruru's avatar

Every woman who still has her girl card wants to look good and wants her man to look good. Regardless of how retarded the rules of this age are.

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The Kurgan's avatar

Is it 6am again there? Reading for comprehension buddy. You must try!

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The Kurgan's avatar

I'm not. I'm VENETIAN! I keep telling you people...